
Craig Biggio
(http://www.theonion.com/content/news/craig_biggio_blames_media_pressure)

Craig Biggio
(http://www.theonion.com/content/news/craig_biggio_blames_media_pressure)
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. – Stan Kelly-Bootle

Total Makeover Retouching
(http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch1a.html)
Hey, baby, can I get a password? ‘Cause I’ve checked you out, and now I wanna commit.
circuit: भाई अमेरिका में address पूछेगा तो क्या बोलने का
मुन्ना: धोभी घाट
Circuit: भाई english में बोलनेका तो?
मुन्ना: Washington
Circuit: भाई इधर आने को क्या बोलना
मुन्ना: Come Here
Circuit: भाई फिर उधर जानेको क्या बोलते है
मुन्ना: पेहले उधर जानेका फिर बोलनेका come here.
Circuit: भाई येह कैसा बोलने का – चले हट हवा आने दे
मुन्ना: simple हैं यार – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.
Circuit: भाई तुम तो पास हो गेला भाई
मुन्ना: Yes bro i have just passed away
मुन्ना: अभी तू बोल एह मामू भेजा मत फिरा
Circuit: Mother’s brother don’t rotate my brain
मुन्ना: येह बोल इधर आ खज़ूर देता हूँ कर्चा पानी {कज़ूर याने डटे}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u
मुन्ना: अब येह बोल अपुन को बहुत सर्दी हो गयी है
circiut: I got big winter in small nose
Munnabhai Circuit Create Magic in America!
No Words can explain the simplicity yet excellence of this Fevicol ad!
Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only C, C++ and Java. Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD (Jack Daniel, Obvious someone else is paying for those shots.
(http://saloon.javaranch.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=32&t=010652)
When I have a mission, it consumes me; I will not be satisfied until the job is done. I have a strong sense of duty, and a strong sense of direction.
Note: I do not accept Messenger, Xbox, or Friend requests from people I don’t know… sorry.
(http://mike.spaces.live.com/default.aspx?_c01_MemberProfileTile=showdefault&_c=MemberProfileTile)